(after having two breakfast sandwiches) I"m a bon vivant

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food, drink 

frozen waffle breakfast, pot of coffee, then some leftover lasagna about an hour later. sparkling water, another pot of coffee. Feeling energized today

writer's block, but as it relates to doodling. doodler's block

prying open my face with a spudger to reveal the complex circuitry beneath

slippin and slidin my way into your feed to oggle at ya a little bit

Today, I'm going to be a piece of shit

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Drinking blood teaches animal languages.

Smdh that's not how you slurp down a lizard

Hole Dweller is such a good handle. Imagine getting posted at by some dude named hole_dweller

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Even a worm will turn.